Impossibilities. They are things that just cannot be done. What are some impossibilities? Here are a few:

1. A married bachelor
2. A square circle
3. A one-sided coin
4. A pregnant human male
5. An honest politician (I’m joking, or am I? hmmm…)
6. The Lions winning a Superbowl in the 21st century (Now I am SERIOUSLY joking – or am I, hmmm…)
7. A perpetual motion machine
8. A fact that is untrue
9. Restrain/reverse Congressional spending (I don’t even know if I’m kidding anymore…)
10. Saving a spent dollar.

Folks, a dollar spent will not return while a dollar saved will bring many happy returns. It is impossible to spend and save the same dollar. You can have one, or the other, but not both at the same time.